The Post-Bar/Pre-Job ramblings of a sports fan with a shocking amount of time on his hands. Bias will be plentiful. Updates will be sporadic. Stress will be relieved. If I'm lucky.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Crisis Averted
I was very close to writing an extremely reactionary posting about the Utah Jazz's awful start to the season but am glad that I decided to hold my tongue. Should have known that Sloan and Deron Williams would right the ship. Still the start of the season was all kinds of bad. Notwithstanding the two blowout losses to the Nuggets and Suns, respectively, the team had some seriously nasty mojo surrounding it during the first week. Obviously disturbed by the slow start, Deron was saying all the wrong things after the Suns game like "We don't know the offense. It's as simple as that. We don't know the offense," or "I'm not used to playing this bad and things being this difficult." I mean, he berated fresh-faced Gordon Hayward for missing a defensive rotation. How could anyone yell at this guy??
But after beating up on every pundit's darling, the Thunder tonight, everything looks better. Should have remembered that the last time the Jazz started 0-3 was the 1979-80 season. i.e. the first season in SLC. In five seasons since they have started 0-2 but always won the 3rd game. Yep, Sloan is a good coach who knows how to make adjustments. So the train is back on the tracks...for now. They should have an easy week with games against the declawed Raptors, the Curry-less Warriors and the still no good Clippers. Three games that should equal three wins. If they drop these though, all bets will be off and it will be a long season. I mean, even longer than it usually is, because it is always really long.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tribute: Jerry Sloan - Certified Bad-Ass
Jerry Sloan has been the coach of the Jazz since 1988. I was six years old. He has been patrolling the sideline for nearly every game I can remember. And while he is a one of the best coaches ever (that has unjustly never been awarded the Coach of the Year award), I think most people don't recognize how awesome of a player he was back in the day. Playing for ten seasons for the Chicago Bulls, Sloan averaged 14 points, 7.4 boards, 2.5 assists and 2.2 steals a game. But, in stark contrast to the rest of this site, his stats do not tell the whole story. Jerry Sloan was one tough son-of-a-bitch. Sloan was 6'5" and 185 lbs of hustle, tenacity and grit. This is a guy called Mr. Chicago Bull even after the ascendancy of Jordan.
As a player, Bulls coach Dick Motta would say kids who came to the Bulls would quickly learn the discipline required because the team’s star, Sloan, would be the first one there and the one working hardest at every practice. Walt “Clyde” Frazier, the Knicks superstar guard, always complained about Sloan getting in the way of his fancy drives. Always the Southern Illinois son of a farmer, Sloan humbly stated “I don’t have the ability of the men I guard . So I have to work twice as hard to stay on the floor with them.” As you can see I have a deep respect for the man. To give a little more insight into his toughness I have posted a few stories I found online about him that truly show why he is a certified bad-ass.
- As told by Jerry’s former teammate, Bob Love:
- As recounted by Chris Webber:
I said, 'You want some?' He was like, 'Damn right I want some.'
He started walking toward me. So, you know, it's a good thing there was a ref there because, hey, he's one of the toughest guys in the league. I don't want to fight that guy. So, I'll tell you, when your team is led by one of the toughest guys in the league, your team is going to be tough."
- During Jerry’s fourth year in Chicago, the Bulls were fighting to keep their season alive and had to win four out of five games in five nights to make the Playoffs. They won their first three games, but Jerry broke two ribs and separated his sternum when Lew Alcindor [i.e. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar] knocked him down with just seconds to go in the third game.
“[The doctor that met the team at the airport that night] told us that Sloan shouldn’t go, that he should stay home. But Jerry insisted on going just to be with the team. We just needed one more win. The next day I went to the arena, and Sloan was there. He said, ‘I couldn’t sleep. I’ve been walking around. I’ve found this little corset thing. Let me warm up.’
“I said, ‘No, I’m not gonna let you,’” Motta recalled. “He said, ‘Coach, you gotta let me warm up.’ So he warmed up … Later…he came up to me and said, ‘You know I’ve never asked you to do one thing. I’ve never told you to do one thing. I’m gonna ask one favor now.’
“I said, ‘What’s that, Jerry?’
“He said, ‘If I were you, I’d start me.’
“I started him,” Motta
“I looked up at the clock and said, ‘Jerry, what’s wrong?’
“He said, ‘Oh, I thought we were down 33.’
“The pain was so excruciating that he was incoherent,” Motta said. “He was going on an empty tank. We won the game in overtime, and made the playoffs. I was able to rest Jerry the last game, and he played in the playoffs.”
(“Stockton to Malone: The Rise of the Utah Jazz” by Roland Lazenby)
Damn.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
NBA Predictions
Quick break from the Curses for a few minutes. Tonight is the NBA's opening night. I can honestly say that I am as excited about this season of the NBA as I have been in a long time. Growing up in Salt Lake, I am obviously a big Jazz homer and this years team is one of the most interesting in recent years. The additions of Al Jefferson, Raja Bell and Gordon Heyward are very crafty by GM Kevin O'Connor and I think they will mesh well. Also remember the name Jeremy Evans. He is a 6' 9" forward who is pencil-thin but Sloan apparently loves him and he brings to mind favorable comparisons to Tayshaun Prince. Just a little FYI. Also I think Heyward will turn some heads. But outside of my personal bias for the Jazz, there were huge moves throughout the league this year. Not withstanding Miami Thrice, there was Boozer to the Bulls, Amare to the Knicks, Shaq to the Celts, return of Blake Griffin, etc. etc. With all this hoopla going on I thought I would commemorate my thoughts on how it will all shake out. I've included how each division will [mostly not] finish up, the playoff order, and how the playoffs will unfold. Also I've got some awards because everyone loves awards. Will any of these pan out? Much like my Twins-Phillies World Series pick, I doubt it. But, hey, it's opening day so even the lowliest team should be brimming with optimism. Well, maybe not the T-Wolves.
EASTERN CONFERENCE
Atlantic
- Boston (2)
- New York Knicks (8)
- Philadelphia
- NJ Nets (As my new local team, I hope they are especially bad so tickets are cheap and plentiful)
- Toronto
Central
- Milwaukee (3) - Won't have the 3rd best record but I think this is how the playoffs work
- Chicago (6)
- Detroit (7)
- Indiana
- Cleveland
Southeast
WESTERN CONFERENCE
Northwest
- Oklahoma City (1)
- Utah (4)
- Portland (5)
- Denver (8)
- Minnesota
Southwest
- Dallas (3)
- Houston (6)
- San Antonio (7)
- Memphis
- New Orleans
PLAYOFFS
WEST:
1st: OKC over DEN; Lakers over Spurs; DAL over Houston; Jazz over Blazers
Semi: Jazz over OKC; Lakers over Mavs
Final: Lakers over Jazz (Can't believe I would write this on a blog no one will read)
EAST:
1st: Heat over Knicks; Boston over Pistons; Bulls over Bucks; Orlando over the Hawks
Semi: Orlando over Heat; Bulls over Boston
Final: Orlando over Bulls
NBA Finals
Lakers over Orlando in 6. Three-peat, ugh
Awards
MVP : Kevin Durant
Rookie: Blake Griffin
Coach: Jerry Sloan (It's about effin time)
Defensive : Dwight Howard
Sixth Man: Ty Lawson
Most Improved: Andrew Bogut makes a big leap
So now...Let the games begin and let these predictions start becoming WAY off.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Cursed: Pittsburgh Pirates
THE CURSE OF THE SID BREAM
Before the Curse: 5 World Series Championships ('09, '25, '60, '71, '79), Division Champs with 95+ wins in '90, '91, '92.
After the Curse: 18 straight losing seasons. Longest consecutive losing streak ever of any team in any of the major sports.
Shocking to anyone under 25, the Pirates were actually a good team in the early 90s. Led by manager Jim Leyland, the Pirates thundered to 3 division titles in '90-'92 behind the bats of the Killer B's (Barry Bonds and Bobby Bonilla), Andy Van Slyke, and Jay Bell and the arms of Doug Drabek, John Smiley and Stan Belinda. After first falling in six games to the Reds in '90, the Pirates had two epic battles with the Atlanta Braves in the '91 and '92 NLCS. In each series, the Pirates were heavily favored. In '91, the Pirates led 3-2 with Games 6 & 7 to be played at Three Rivers Stadium. However, in both these home games, their bats went silent and the Bucco's were shut out in both games; 1-0 and 4-0; propelling the Braves to the World Series.
The Pirates got their opportunity at a rematch with the Braves the next season. Many viewed this run as the Pirates last shot at a World Series Championship as the team had already been forced to trade Bonilla & Smiley during the off-season and potential free agents Bonds & Drabek were seen as unlikely to return to Pittsburgh. The Braves jumped out to a 3-1 lead but the Pirates battled back to force a Game 7 in Atlanta. Behind a masterful performance by Drabek, the Pirates held a 2-0 lead going into the bottom of the 9th. Then the wheels came off. Terry Pendleton led off with a double. David Justice then hit a grounder to Jose Lind. Lind, who won a Gold Glove at second base in 1992 and committed only six errors during the season,booted the ball. Justice was safe at first on the error and Pendleton advanced to third. Drabek then walked central Pennsylvania's own Sid Bream to load the bases. The next batter, Ron Gant, flied out to Bonds in deep left. Pendleton then tagged and came home to make the score 2-1, but Justice, the tying run, remained at second. Reliever Stan Belinda then walked Damon Berryhill to again load the bases. Brian Hunter then flied out for the second out. Little used pinch hitter Francisco Cabrera then strode to the plate. With the count 2-1, Cabrera smacked a Belinda high fastball to left field. Justice scored easily with the tying run, but former Pirate Bream represented the winning run coming from second base, and was known as an unusually slow runner. The ball was hit to Bonds' left, forcing the left-handed Bonds to move left and throw across his body. Bonds' throw was high and about six feet up the first base line, forcing catcher Mike Lavalliere to field the throw and sweep his glove back to the plate. Bream just barely beat the throw. The Braves won the game 3-2, and the Pirates have not even sniffed success since Bream's amazing slide.
Evidence of Curse:
- Did I mention 18 straight losing seasons.
- Finished last or 2nd to last in division in 13 of the 18 losing seasons
- After winning his second MVP award, Bonds signs with San Francisco in the off-season
- Cy Young award winner Drabek signs with Houston.
- Bad trades abound. List of shipped off players include Aramis Ramirez, Jason Bay, Nate McLouth, Freddy Sanchez, Xavier Nady, Jose Bautista, Adam LaRoche, Nyjer Morgan, Jason Kendall, Jose Guillen, Bronson Arroyo, Matt Capps, Jack Wilson. I could go on...
- Bad free agent signings: too many to list.
- Just had worst losing season in team history in 2010 finishing with 105 losses. So much for rebuilding.
CONCLUSION: DEFINITELY CURSED
PRAYER FOR RELIEF: As this team's curse seems especially dire, drastic actions are needed. According to NBC11 in Atlanta, curse-master Sid Bream lives in "the rolling hills outside of Pittsburgh." Might be time to bring him in as a hitting coach or bench coach or some other sort of figurehead position. Or they could just stop giving away their good players. Otherwise I have no doubt that we will see Andrew McCutchen in a Yankees jersey and the Pirates still at the bottom of the standings.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Cursed: Milwaukee Brewers
The CURSE:
After purchasing the bankrupt Seattle Pilots franchise, new owner Allan “Bud” Selig moves the team to Milwaukee. The King County council sued the American League for $32 million in damages and demanded a new team. Along with this suit, the council allegedly placed a hex on the departed Brewers.
EVIDENCE OF THE CURSE
- In first 8 seasons in Milwaukee, Brewers never finish in the top half of the division.
- In its first trip to the post season in 1981, the Brewers lose the first to games at home only to win the next two at Yankee Stadium to force Game 5. Get dominated by Dave Righetti and Reggie Jackson in 7-3 Game 5 loss.
- The next season Brewers make their first and only World Series facing the St. Louis Cardinals. Win Game 5 to take a 3-2 lead. Destroyed in Game 6 - 13-1. Hold 3-1 lead in the 6th in Game 7 only to blow the lead and the game, 6-3.
- Next 25 years? 0 playoff appearances. 7 winning seasons.
- Allows Paul Molitor to leave through free agency.
- On March 26, 1992, the Brewers shipped disgruntled infielder Gary Sheffield and Geoff Kellogg to San Diego for Ricky Bones, Jose Valentin and Matt Mieske. After this trade, Sheffield hit about 488 Home Runs. The other guys about 380 less. And yes I am aware that Sheff is a jerk.
- USA gold medalist Ben Sheets is an All-Star in his rookie season but then is always hurt.
- Miller Park holds the 2002 All-Star game. It ends in a tie.
- Upon returning to the playoffs for the first time in 25 years, the Brew Crew fall weakly to the Phillies in 4 games.
- 3rd place finish in last 2 seasons
Conclusion: Most Likely CURSED
PRAYER FOR RELIEF: The Brewers already made serious strides to appease the Baseball gods by dumping Bud Selig for Mark Attanasio. Selig was an albatross for the franchise and the Brewers have been quickly rewarded with a playoff appearance. Attanasio has shown that he is willing to spend some money and is brothers with the producer of House, M.D. So that can't be bad. Even though every episode of House is the same.
Cursed: Houston Astros
Established in 1962, baseball’s newest franchise in Houston sought out a new name through a “Name The Team” contest. The name “Colt .45s” was ultimately determined the winner because the Colt .45 gun was well-known as “the gun that won the west.” However, upon moving to the revolutionary Houston Astrodome in 1965, owner Judge Roy Hofheinz decided that a new “modern” name was needed to go with its new contemporary domed stadium. Thus, in order honor of Houston’s importance to the country's space program, the Colt .45s were renamed the Astros and the ghost of Samuel Colt was severely slighted.
- In 1964, pitcher Ken Johnson becomes the first pitcher in Major League history to ever throw a no-hitter and lose.
- After winning over 100 games over 8 seasons, reigning league leader in E.R.A. and strikeouts, J.R. Richard suffers a stroke in 1980 during a light workout on a day in which the Astros did not play. Richard never pitched another big-league game.
- First ever playoff appearance in 1980 ends poorly as Astros ace Nolan Ryan is taken out of game 5 in the 8th inning with the Astros leading 5-2. The Phillies eventually win the game in the 10th inning by the score of 8-7 and eliminate the 'Stros.
- In 1981, the Astros become the first team in baseball history to lose three games in a row after winning the first two in a five game NLDS series against the Dodgers.
- In 1986, despite having a 3-0 lead in the 9th inning against the New York Mets, the Astros blew the lead and lost Game 6 of the NLCS in the 16th inning.
- Owner John McMullen offends long-time Astros ace Nolan Ryan by saying he is too old to play for the 1989 Astros. Nolan Ryan goes on to his record 300th win, 5000th strikeout, 7th No Hitter and enter the Hall of Fame as a Texas Ranger.
- Starting in 1997, the Astros win their division four of the next 5 years. October result: 4 first round exits, 2 total wins.
- After finally winning a playoff series in 2004, the Astros lead the Cardinals 3-2 going into game 6. After evening the game in the ninth, the Astros give up a walk-off home run in the 12th to Jim Edmonds. Cardinals go on to win Game 7.
- Reach first World Series the next season. Swept by Chicago White Sox.
Conclusion: CURSED
PRAYER FOR RELIEF: Got to go back to the Gun. Even though I am not at all a fan of guns, this logo is pretty bad-ass.